The final proof that Leprechauns are aliens! (I think)

I know this for a fact because: 

1. I'm Irish and we know about this kind of stuff.
2. I recently wrote a book that completely explains how this is possible. "Visions of the Unknown" by Jason E. Lee
3. I saw it on TV. Everything that is on TV is real!
4. I read all about it on a super acurate websitehttp://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread378586/pg1
5. Just to be clear I am Irish and we know about this kind of stuff!
6. I saw the movie Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959) and if that Leprechaun was not an alien, then I'm a monkeys uncle and Erin is not a monkey. That I know about. I think.
   So there you have it. The final proof that I'm a monkeys uncle... Wait, no, no, no... Scratch that! The final proof that Leprechauns are aliens!

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